Well no shite, my boy, why do you think I'm messaging you?
[There's a huff involved somewhere in that message; he can probably feel it. They're bonded by their mutual pigeon hunting and the belief Jaskier has that he might be some sort of weird levitating witch, but if Ciri has to be interested in anyone, Jaskier certainly can't criticize her desires for handsome weird levitating witches.]
Good, yes! That's perfect. I know she enjoys Aquila's beaches. I'm giving her enough coin for the two of you to do whatever you wish. I only ask that you show her a good time.
[And maybe normal uncles would stop there.]
You know, perhaps the sort of good times neither I nor Geralt could provide her.
[It's a retort that comes deservedly. He might not know Jaskier all too well, despite existing in the same social circles by way of being close to Ciri (and perhaps he should remedy this someday, unless he's forever known as a levitating witch), but his guardianship role is more than clear. He exudes the uncle vibes for sure, is what I'm saying.]
That's generous. I'll make it up to you some time.
[As thanks. Even if it isn't expected.
And a part of him thinks that it'll be left at that, maybe with a few parting words of encouragement, but the next statement sure does happen. Sephiroth pauses, trying to discern how to reply to that.]
[Not that he wouldn't -- Ciri's current beau does get certain favors, whether Jaskier thinks highly of him or not (to be honest, his thoughts are rather neutral besides "levitating witch"). And he will not do anything to piss Ciri off, mostly because she's sort of terrifying in her own right.
He can respect Sephiroth finding that attractive. Because, honestly, that's probably it.]
You can say something encouraging like, "I'll try my best!"
[This conversation should've probably been over by now.]
Forget I said any of that and ensure she has a good time.
[Hard to tell over text whether that is wry, sincere, or a strange combination of both. Perhaps they should move this conversation forward from topics he doesn't know how to handle over the mental network. Or ever.]
And I'll take care of her. I promise. I want to see her back to how she was before.
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[There's a huff involved somewhere in that message; he can probably feel it. They're bonded by their mutual pigeon hunting and the belief Jaskier has that he might be some sort of weird levitating witch, but if Ciri has to be interested in anyone, Jaskier certainly can't criticize her desires for handsome weird levitating witches.]
Good, yes! That's perfect. I know she enjoys Aquila's beaches. I'm giving her enough coin for the two of you to do whatever you wish. I only ask that you show her a good time.
[And maybe normal uncles would stop there.]
You know, perhaps the sort of good times neither I nor Geralt could provide her.
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That's generous. I'll make it up to you some time.
[As thanks. Even if it isn't expected.
And a part of him thinks that it'll be left at that, maybe with a few parting words of encouragement, but the next statement sure does happen. Sephiroth pauses, trying to discern how to reply to that.]
I don't know how to respond to that.
[Nailed it.]
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[Not that he wouldn't -- Ciri's current beau does get certain favors, whether Jaskier thinks highly of him or not (to be honest, his thoughts are rather neutral besides "levitating witch"). And he will not do anything to piss Ciri off, mostly because she's sort of terrifying in her own right.
He can respect Sephiroth finding that attractive. Because, honestly, that's probably it.]
You can say something encouraging like, "I'll try my best!"
[This conversation should've probably been over by now.]
Forget I said any of that and ensure she has a good time.
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[Hard to tell over text whether that is wry, sincere, or a strange combination of both. Perhaps they should move this conversation forward from topics he doesn't know how to handle over the mental network. Or ever.]
And I'll take care of her. I promise. I want to see her back to how she was before.