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sephiroth, “tol alien boy”, SOLDIER first class. ([personal profile] supersoldier) wrote2022-02-07 09:19 pm

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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-06-09 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well no shite, my boy, why do you think I'm messaging you?

[There's a huff involved somewhere in that message; he can probably feel it. They're bonded by their mutual pigeon hunting and the belief Jaskier has that he might be some sort of weird levitating witch, but if Ciri has to be interested in anyone, Jaskier certainly can't criticize her desires for handsome weird levitating witches.]

Good, yes! That's perfect. I know she enjoys Aquila's beaches. I'm giving her enough coin for the two of you to do whatever you wish. I only ask that you show her a good time.

[And maybe normal uncles would stop there.]

You know, perhaps the sort of good times neither I nor Geralt could provide her.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-06-13 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Please. I'm not doing you a favor.

[Not that he wouldn't -- Ciri's current beau does get certain favors, whether Jaskier thinks highly of him or not (to be honest, his thoughts are rather neutral besides "levitating witch"). And he will not do anything to piss Ciri off, mostly because she's sort of terrifying in her own right.

He can respect Sephiroth finding that attractive. Because, honestly, that's probably it.]


You can say something encouraging like, "I'll try my best!"

[This conversation should've probably been over by now.]

Forget I said any of that and ensure she has a good time.